I'm too lazy to write my lore out, but I'm too anxious about what people think to leave it completely empty.
So here's the deal: I build stuff with code, win hackathons when I'm not procrastinating (retired as of fall 2026), and watch football sometimes.
My entire life I've been optimizing for f: t → code, still trying to find the absolute maximum.
I also love tinkering with software and building applications that speed up my workflow. I'm extremely high maintenance and have very specific requirements about the way I use my computer, and I mod a lot of iOS and Desktop apps when I don't like their UX. I don't believe in one-fits-all software, it has to be artisan tailored slop. I also hate proprietary software (as an idea), and spend a lot of time drooling at beautifully engineered software and systems architectures. I love technical writeups, hmu if you have any ideas!
My dream is to have everything personalized, automate my entire life so I can only focus on the things I like, and build my own data centres across the world just for myself and my friends. I also strive to build open source alternatives of everything.
Outside of my boring programmer life, I guess I love jazz & classical music, creative writing, and meeting new cool people.